positronica.co.vu
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
“put your monsters where your mouth is”
“can we please get out of this weird spirit cave? it’s low-rent.”
wait if that wasn’t rebe WHO WAS IT
you know what homestuck needs? no, not queer relationships!
it needs more unrequited same-sex feelings with bonus necrophilia!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA